South America



Flew into Quito, the capital, and waited for the altitude sickness that never came. Hiked from remote village to village for three days, ending at something that closely resembles Crater Lake in Oregon. Went west to an adventure town (the equivalent of a ski resort that has other activities) for a few days before going to the coast to catch a flight to the Galapagos.

Majestic turtle taken by Jason Swetzoff

The Galapagos were, as is stereotyped, absurdly lush and beautiful and after 8 days of biology hedonism, flew back to Ecuador where I parted with one of my travel partners.


Spent a week in Cuzco, skipping Machu Picchu because my partner had been. Bought the equivalent of a suit of armor made of alpaca wool. +1 Charisma, -1 Dexterity.


Lived a bourgeois, Manhattan-esque life for a few days in the Bellavista neighborhood of Santiago while my partner threw up for the better part of two days. Took a bus over the Andes to Argentina, passing mountains more colorful than even Colorado.

Santiago, Chile as seen from Santa Lucia park


Landed in wine and steak country at the peak of the worst exchange rate for US dollars. Spent New Years’ in Buenos Aires in a deserted city, then rented a car and drove to Patagonia. Driving day after day on the flat plane, only to be punctuated by majestic mountains that look like the Grand Tetons while listening to Now That’s What I Call Music 5. I spent a few days in the Lake District of Bariloche, which reminded me of what I imagine Switzerland to be.

Mendoza, Argentina

Bariloche, Lake District, Argentinian Patagonia

After the largest glacier I’ve seen, we took a bus into Chile, ready to enter the Torres del Paine national park.

Chile, again

Torres del Paine, Chile

Argentina, again

Took a bus to the southern-most city in the world, Ushuaia, where we meditated on being and nothingness and why they hate the British so much - turns out it wasn’t for the food! Drove back to Buenos Aires where I began the solo leg of my trip, seeing Iguazu Falls and taking a boat to Uruguay.

Ushuaia, Argentina

Iguazu Falls, Argentina


Spent a month in this magical country. I met people who attempted to teach me to dance like a Colombian, drink like a Colombian, and speak like a Colombian. I settled for just dressing like one. Looked for freelance work and thought about staying down as long as I could but after a couple weeks of gym, work, party it felt like I was in a routine again, so I decided to move onwards. Took a boat departing out of a coastal town across the Atlantic with a cadre of young travelers, passing through the most picturesque islands, and arriving in Panama.

Medellin, Colombia

San Blas Islands, Panama


Moved through the country very quickly, as I was somewhat underwhelmed after having spent so much time in presitigous South America.

Costa Rica

Drank and spent away my ennui, which gave me a wholly new set of problems.


Baked in the sun while attempting to photograph every church, mosque, temple, and– just kidding, there are only one of those. Can you guess which?

Leon, Nicaragua


I rushed here to meet a friend, where we backpacked for 3 days through the country, arriving at the most peaceful lake I’ve ever been. We ditched all our plans and stayed there for 5 days before needing to catch his flight. I continued to an ancient ruin and onwards through Belize to Mexico.

Lake Atitlan, Guatemala

Tikal, Guatemala


Arrived first at another ruin, Tulum, where I spent a few days before flying to Mexico City which I had heard was a cosmopolitan center of the largest cultural force in Latin America. I was not disappointed. La Condesa, wrestling, ruins, and museums; this is a city that felt like New York but without the streams of people pushing you along. Everything moved at a manageable pace while still feeling optimistic about the future of this city. After a week, I flew back to San Francisco.

Teotihuacan, Mexico


Aside from the cliche not-all-who-wander-are-lost bullshit, it was spiritually refreshing. I came back sad but with a desire to actually talk to strangers and a little bit of a bubble that is preventing people’s problems from bringing me down. I have literally no idea how to sustain it, but it’s probably something along the lines of… be more emotional, focus on being productive, and be more intentional with how you spend your time. Or eat more fiber, I dunno.